Quiz I heard on the radio recently

Q: Who was the first President of the United States of America?

A: Hilary Clinton? I know there were presidents before that but…

Q: Who discovered America?

A: I want to say Adam & Eve, or Jesus…or… Noah? I’ll say…….Albert?

Q: Who invented the telephone?

A: Don’t say Vodafone. Give me a clue: “Bell”…Bella something?